La Chasse-Gardée du Marais (2012)

Actors: Alexandre Cormier (editor), Mathieu Coderre (writer), Mathieu Coderre (writer), Samuel Orange (actor), Mathieu Coderre (director), Dominic Brazeau (composer), Carl Beauséjour (producer), Jean-Daniel Beauchesne (actor), Adrien Clavet (actor), Maxime Gougeon (actor), Julie Barrette (actor),

Plot: Guided by the teachings of nature, a young 'Earth's child' is learning the balance of life. Despite his journey fraught with obstacles, a strong desire to live in communion with nature dwells within him, devoting his life to the creation of a fantastic garden.

Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Short,

Mother Nature in Peril (2010)

Actors: Grace Baine (writer), Grace Baine (actress), Echevarria Ivan (producer), Echevarria Ivan (director), Echevarria Ivan (editor), Chandler Baine (actress), Hannah Baine (actress),

Genres: Short,
Taglines: Mother Nature in peril Captain Planet

Forbidden Fruit (2010)

Actors: Bruno Marino (producer), Barry Flatman (actor), Katharine Jane Reid (miscellaneous crew), Paul Amos (actor), Jon Cor (actor), Jenni Burke (actress), David Fradkin (editor), Tommy King (writer), Tommy King (producer), Tommy King (director), Miranda Morris (miscellaneous crew), Jay McCarrol (composer), Krysta Carter (actress), Ashley Park (miscellaneous crew), James Gallagher (producer),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Short,

The Mother of All Nature (2008)

Actors: Kelly L. King (producer), Steven Doxey (editor), Steven Doxey (producer), Steven Doxey (writer), Steven Doxey (composer), Steven Doxey (director), Tye Nelson (actor), Grace Baine (actress), Rosie Ward (actress), John Lucchetti (composer), Mike Wiest (composer),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Hobo Grove (2005)

Actors: Jason Lytle (producer), Jason Lytle (composer), D.G. Balazs (director), D.G. Balazs (producer), D.G. Balazs (writer), D.G. Balazs (miscellaneous crew), D.G. Balazs (writer), Dennis Helton (producer), Jeremy Acker (actor), Dennis Helton (actor), Jeremy Acker (producer), Jerome Lytle (producer), Brian Metcalf (actor), Christopher Endsley (actor), Melinda Mendoza (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Family, Romance,

Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)

Actors: Paul Rudd (actor), David Wain (actor), Joe Lo Truglio (actor), Zach Galifianakis (actor), Michael Ian Black (actor), Michael Showalter (actor), Sam Rockwell (actor), Josh Hamilton (actor), Joe Lo Truglio (actor), Joe Lo Truglio (actor), Bradley Cooper (actor), Joe Lo Truglio (actor), Bradley Cooper (actor), Elizabeth Banks (actress), Joe Lo Truglio (actor),

Plot: STELLA is a three-man comedy troupe from New York City, comprised of well-known comedians/actors Michael Showalter, David Wain, and Michael Ian Black. Though the three have made a living performing at comedy clubs, they are perhaps best known for their home-made short films. The STELLA SHORTS have garnered cult success because of their nonsensical plotlines, absurd dialogue, graphic sexual humor, sporatic violence, and sheer hilarity. This DVD showcases the trio's first twenty-three adventures, each one more bizarre and hysterical than the last. Highlights include: a game of whiffleball that goes terribly awry, an expedition to the South Pole (?) to meet Santa Claus, an edge-of-your-seat moustache-growing contest, a twisted "whodunit"-style murder mystery, and much, much more.

Keywords: absurd-humor, absurdism, actor-playing-himself, alternative-comedy, angel, audition, baby, bad-guy, based-on-sketch-comedy, beating
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Pizza Guy: You think I'm some sloppy wet pussy for you to fuck? Is that what you think? You think I'm some sloppy wet pussy for you to fuck?::Michael Ian Black: I don't think that.::Michael Showalter: I don't think that.::David Wain: I kind of think that.

David Wain: I'm bored. [grabs knife and holds it to throat]::Michael Showalter: David, wait!::David Wain: But I'm bored.::Michael: I'm bored too. [holds knife to David's throat]

Pizza Guy: I got your pizza pie right here. Twenty bucks.::Michael Showalter: We don't have this money.::Pizza Guy: [drops pizza box and puts cigarette out on hand] We got a real problem here, don't we boys?

Michael Showalter: I'm starving. What's for lunch?::David Wain: Michael, there's all sorts of delicious foods to be found in the woods if you just know where to look for them. Like, take a look at this. [gestures to frankfurters lying on the ground]::Michael Showalter: Great, frankfurters! Let's make a fire and cook 'em.::David Wain: Okay, you two go look for wood and meet back here in five minutes.::Michael Ian Black: Okay, what are you gonna do?::David Wain: I'm gonna stay here and rub one out.::Michael Ian Black: Great.

John: [the guys are getting ready to burn a baby. John runs in from nowhere] No! No! [grabs baby and throws it]::Michael Ian Black: You asshole! That was our kindling!::Michael Showalter: Hey, nifty spiral dude. Did you play college ball?::David Wain: What's your name?::John: John.::David Wain: Oh, that's, that's a beautiful name.::Michael Ian Black: Is that Navajo?::Michael Showalter: Hey, hey, John, John. D-D-Did you ever suck a dog's dick?

Michael Ian Black: Hey, look what I found on the street, a kitty cat. [holds up cat]::David Wain: Look at him! He's so cute!::Michael Showalter: What's his name?::Michael Ian Black: I thought we could call him Flava Flav.::Michael Showalter: Oh, like the rapper?::Michael Ian Black: No, my grandfather's name was Flava Flav.

Michael Ian Black: [trying to rake leaves, but holding rake upside down] It's not working!::Michael Showalter: [putting leaves in a manila envelope] This will take me forever. The bag is too small.::David Wain: [raking a tree trunk] Where are the leaves anyway? I feel like I'm in hell.::Michael Ian Black: [Mother Nature appears] Mother Nature!::Michael Showalter: [whispers] Mother of God!::David Wain: Mother I'd like to fuck!::Michael Ian Black: I like your jeans, Mother Nature.::Mother Nature: How's the yard work going boys?::Michael Showalter: Raking leaves is a lot harder than we thought it would be.::David Wain: [holding up two wine glasses and a bottle of wine] Would you like to have a drink with me?::Mother Nature: [holding wine glass] You need to be at one with nature. Maybe this will help. [snaps fingers] ["Don't Tell Me" by Madonna starts playing]::Michael Ian Black: Madonna!::Michael Showalter: I love this song.

[the guys are writing a letter to Santa]::Michael Showalter: Okay, here it is. Tell me what you think, you guys. Dear Santa...::Michael Ian Black: [interrupting] No, no, no. I mean, you're not on a first name basis with the guy.::Michael Showalter: [crumpling letter] Oh, God! You know what, Mike? I have just about really had it up to here with your condescension. You write it!::Michael Ian Black: [writing letter] Dear Kris Kringle...::David Wain: [interrupting] No, no, no. That's way too formal. We want him to think we're cool.::Michael Ian Black: [crumpling letter] Oh, just screw it, okay? I am sick to death of trying to please you, you fucking kike! You write it!::David Wain: [writing letter] What's up, dude?::Michael Ian Black: Perfect.::Santa: [cut to Santa reading the letter] What's up, dude? These guys are pretty cool.

Michael Showalter: Hey Mike... is that your final answer?::David Wain: Suddenly I'm here with Regis! Right there!::Michael Ian Black: Hey hey hey... I'd like to use a lifeline.::Michael Showalter: Hey hey hey... don't do that. Wouldn't be prudent.

Michael Ian Black: That was great, we should use that for STELLA.::Michael Showalter: (turns to camera)We Just did.

Breathe (2001)

Actors: TJ Cummings (actor), Eric Masterson (actor), Tony Pounds (actor), Vince Vouyer (actor), Allysin Chaynes (actress), Kira Kener (actress), Taylor St. Clair (actress), Toni Brooks (producer), David Stanley (writer), David Stanley (director), Tony Pounds (miscellaneous crew), Thomas Guide (miscellaneous crew), Diego Scazzi (editor), Sexual (actress), Skot (actor),

Genres: Adult,

Ophelia Learns to Swim (2000)

Actors: Charles Arthur Berg (producer), John Walcutt (producer), Alexa Sheehan (actress), Jennifer Massey (actress), Hilary Shepard (actress), Dave Fennoy (actor), Jill Ferguson (miscellaneous crew), Marjorie Lovett (actress), Sybil Azur (actress), Bronwen Jones (composer), Lauren Birkell (actress), Dian Kobayashi (actress), Shana Weissman-Mintz (costume designer), Camille Langfield (actress), Camille Langfield (actress),

Plot: Ophelia is a bimbo living with her father and brother in the L.A. Valley. Her Dad expects nothing from her, except to clean the house. Her boyfriend Hamilton seems supportive, but Ophelia experiences troubling nightmares. In them, she reenacts scenes from her favorite film, TITANIC...but Hamilton is encouraging her to jump off the railing ("Go ahead, the water's warm!") and pushing her off the driftwood. Ophelia, like her Shakespearean namesake, can't swim and has a pathological fear of water after her mother drowns . One day, Ophelia's brother Larry brings home a broomstick he stole from "some witch." The family is startled when a real witch shows up on their doorstep demanding the broom, which Ophelia has broken. A new magic broomstick from Denmark costs $7,500. The witch demands either Dad sell his beloved pickup truck, or hand over his daughter. For Dad, it's no contest, and the witch takes Ophelia away on an upright vacuum cleaner into the night. Ophelia becomes the witch's apprentice and undergoes a detox from years of booze, cigarettes and junk food. The Witch is an herbalist belonging to a Council of Superheroines comprising of the Chocolatier, who makes magic chocolates for pre-menstrual women; the Librarian, a fount of knowledge; and Mother Nature, 4.5 billion years old and sick from endless pollution. The Council has such huge financial problems in these post-feminist times, their chances of raising the money for a new broom seem slim. Having forsaken automobiles to help Mother Nature, the Council is dependent on the broom to navigate Los Angeles - public transportation is lousy and the vacuum cleaner just won't cut it. What will happen to all the women in L.A. who are being harassed, underpaid, and charged more for dry cleaning? To make matters worse, there's a villainous counterpart for each Superheroine; Cosmetic Chick; The Doucher, a marketer of "feminine protection" products; The Hag; Virginia Svelte, the cigarette-promoting leader of the pack; and Ophelia's best friend Tina, who is transformed into "Bitch on Wheels," graduating from Rollerblades to a Mercedes. The villains have corporate America on their side and are out to send the womens' movement packing. Ophelia is given an Instinct Doll by the Superheroines that talks and gives her good but tough advice. Ophelia is then kidnapped by Virginia Svelte and brought to the Babepad, where the villains enjoy a cushy existence. When Virginia Svelte drowns her Instinct Doll in the toilet, Ophelia loses touch with reality and runs home, only to have another dream in which her drowned mother tells her to wake up. Ophelia goes through a variation on all those terrible movie makeovers: she takes off her makeup, puts on her glasses and lo! She can finally see! Ophelia is rechristened "ESTROGEN WOMAN" by the Superheroines, and must somehow get them a new broom, prepare for the big showdown with Hamilton and the villains, and learn to swim.

Genres: Comedy,

Where the Boys Aren't 9 (1997)

Actors: Brad Armstrong (director), Christy Canyon (actress), Jenteal (actress), Chasey Lain (actress), Dyanna Lauren (actress), Janine Lindemulder (actress), Nikki Tyler (actress), Alexis Christian (actress),

Genres: Adult,